Christians are straight up FREAKS
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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