I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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