I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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