Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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