"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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