They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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