Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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