Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Come on in and take your pants off
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