if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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