You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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