yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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