"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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