the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
