Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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