so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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