I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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