Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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