So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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