Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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