Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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