i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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