remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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