you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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