if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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