quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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