my soul wont recognize me after tonight
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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