my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
i out mim tonsoeep
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