Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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