Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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