it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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