you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
wow bdsm is so cute
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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