Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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