that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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