it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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