Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I cockslap morals
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
