I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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