who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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