Farmville is her only friend.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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