Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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