Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
