ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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