You smell like stripper and shame
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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