you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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