I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you didnt know i had herpes?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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