CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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