god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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