Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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