would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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