sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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