If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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