Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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